Monday, January 31, 2011

Burma's Parliament Concluded Today !

Burma's first parliamentary meetings within 22 years was due to commence at 8:55 AM this morning in Naypyidaw. However, at 8 AM of this morning, just few minutes before the opening ceremony, it is announced that the parliament was abolished.

"I am very glad to hear the news about the abolishment of the Parliament as I have not taken shower for so many days since I arrived here", an MP representing an ethnic party told BSNews. "Now, I am very happy because I can take my shower after I leave here", he said.

As a result of the closure of the parliament, it is seen that all the MPs were leaving for the airport to go back their homes!

MPs going back home in the "Airport Limosine" (Photo: Irrawaddy)

Double-decker Trucks in Burma

(Photo: Flicker)
(Photo: Flicker)

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Who is (or) Who will be the "President" of Burma??

(Interview with President Than Naing)

Q: How did you become "President Than Naing"?
A: Long time before happening to become "President Than Naing" of Burma, I was a monk. I met my spouse when I was wandering to collect my alms... and we fell in love each other. Then, we married after I converted to become a layman. You know... she is the owner of "President Company" that solely distritutes the monks' requisites.
Being a husband of the owner of "President Company", I was dubbed as "President Than Naing" by my customers. That's my story.

Q: Do you think who will be the future president of Burma after 2010 elections?
A: I see no body. "President" is the trademark of my company and I am "President Than Naing". It will be impossible for others to be called like that.

Moreover, in the article 59 of the constitution of Burma (2008), it is clearly stated as follows.
Qualifications of the President and Vice-Presidents:
-(b) shall be a citizen of Myanmar (Burma) who was born of both parents who were born in the territory under the jurisdiction of the Union and being Myanmar Nationals (Burmese);....

If you observe the article 59, you will find that no one is qualified to become the president of Burma including Sr Gen Than Shwe and current PM Thein Sein. You know, Union of Myanmar (Burma) was established only on the 4th January 1948. Before that, this land was the British territory. Therefore, parents of the presidential candidates were, of course, born inside the British territory- not inside the Union of Burma's territory. As they were not born inside the territory of the Union, it is utterly impossible for them to become the presidents of Burma. I see like that.

2008 Burma's Constitution (page.19)

See Also: Than Shwe Chooses Next President - Himself http://www.irrawaddy.org/article.php?art_id=20528

Saturday, January 29, 2011

There will be unpleasant Smell inside the Parliament

MPs entering the Parliament Hall (Cartoon: Han Lay)

According to a news report of Irrawaddy, it is said that MPs were suffered from taking their shower as the water inside the bathrooms of their Guest House was extremely dirty. Until now, MPs have not yet taken their shower.

Therefore, it is definitely sure that there will be different kinds of unpleasant smell inside the Parliament as no MP has taken the shower.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Aliens visited Academy Awarding Ceremony

Governor of Mars arrived Naypyidaw to attend the "Academy Awards" Ceremony


Mars Governor and Aliens
As soon as the UFO of aliens landed, Kyaw Hsan, Minister the Dwarf
who was giving the "Academy Awards" ran away
thinking that aliens would attack him!
An Alien said: "We come in Peace. Just to have a cup of Coffee.
We have no intention to attack you"
"And there are Alien ladies for the Minister"


After realizing why the aliens came to Naypyidaw,
Kyaw Hsan, Minister the Dwarf, came back from the hiding palce
and tried to hug an alien lady.
(He was wearing a big pair of slippers. Not his slippers!
They belong to another person
because his own slippers were lost when he was running away)
(Photos: U Win Nyein's Facebook)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Automobile Show (or) Model Show ??

(Photo: Irrawaddy & Freaking News)

Photo taken at an automobile show in Rangoon.

A beautiful model was showing her pretty legs.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Cells Phones banned at Academy Awarding Ceremony

(Photo: Zarny Win)

Cell Phones are not allowed to use at the Academy Awarding Ceremony as shown in the stamped order of the above invitation card.

Indeed, no body used cell phones at the ceremony.




(Photos: Screen Shot from Burmese Classic & MRTV)