Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Burma will participate in SE Asian Shooting Competation

Burma will take part in the Shooting Competation organized by Southeast Asian Shooting Associaton (SEASA) which will be held from 10 to 18 December 2010 in Jakarta. It will be the first time in 20 years for Burma to participate again in this competation. Kyaw Moe Win, secretary of Burma Shooting Association told BSNews that it is really difficult for him to select 8 participants out of 492,000 shooters who have been well trained how to shoot directly to a Japanese journalist during the Saffaron Revolution in 2007.
Burma has been banned from participating in shooting competitations in Olympics Games for 22 years since 1988 because of the country's highest shooting record in the world.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Ko Htein Lin gave hints for "Two-digits" Lottery

Ko Htein Lin aka Kim Aris, a younger son of Daw Aung San Suu Kyi left Rangoon this morning around 9 AM. Before leaving the country of Burma, he gave two hints for the Burmese "Two-digits" lottery or luckydraw addicts. Ko Htein Lin's T-shirt was depicted with a white bird surrounded by some English characters which are very similar to "two-digits" lottery numbers.
The number above the bird is very close to "02" while the number under the white bird can be interpreted either 22 or 27 if one looks at unit digit in clock-wise direction.
BS News reporter in Rangoon reported that the winning number on 7 December 2010 (morning) is 02 and the evening winning number is 27. It is really amazing!!

Due to economic deterioration in the country, many Burmese people are gambling "two-digits" every day by hoping to get extra money in their daily lives. But, it leads them poorer and poorer.

Ko Htein Lin's arrival news: http://strangeburmanews.blogspot.com/2010/12/airport-authorities-were-frightened.html

Junta 'eyed Man Utd buy'

Burmese military commander-in-chief Than Shwe was reportedly advised by his grandson to look into the possibility of buying the Manchester United football club. --

LONDON - ENGLISH football giants Manchester United were once the target of a takeover by the Burmese military junta, according to an American diplomatic document revealed by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks.

A cable sent from the US embassy in Rangoon to Washington, details of which have been published on the website of British daily newspaper the Guardian, revealed military commander-in-chief Than Shwe was advised by his grandson before January 2009 to look into the possibility of buying United.

The cable said an offer of US$1 billion (S$1.3 billion) was under consideration before being scrapped in favour of creating a new football league in the troubled Asian nation.

This proposal, which never became an offer to United's American-based owners the Glazer family, was reportedly motivated by a desire to draw attention away from domestic issues such as the aftermath of Cyclone Nargis, which led to around 140,000 deaths in 2008.

The Guardian quoted the cable as saying: 'One well-connected source reports that the grandson wanted Than Shwe to offer US$1 billion for Manchester United.

'The senior general thought that sort of expenditure could look bad, so he opted to create for Burma a league of its own.' -- AFP

Monday, December 6, 2010

Burmese footballers ready to be transexuals


After getting the worst result in AFF Suzuki Cup (2010), many Burmese footballers dared not come back to Burma. Thinking it was very shameful, many footballers changed their citizenship to Vietnamese and they said "We will never come back". Moreover, the coach ran away to the third country. Loving the mother land very much, however, some footballers are thinking about coming back to Burma. Those footballers told BS News that they will come back to Burma after thay transformed their sex into female. "We are very shamed. We don't want many people to recognize us. Therefore, we decide to change sex. If we come back as women, no body will remember us", a footballer said.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Burma beat Vietnam 100-7 goals

All medias reported that Vietnam defeated Burma 7-1 in the opening match of the AFF Suzuki Cup 2010 held in Hanoi, Vietnam.
However, Asean Football Federation refixed the result.
"We re-announced that Burma won in the yesterday match after we counted the advance goals. There were 99 advance goals for Burma. Therefore, Burma defeated Vietnam 100-7", a spokeman of AFF said today.

In the recent elections, government backed USDP party won in many seats by using the advance votes.

Burmese engineers invented "Non-fuel" engine

Non-fuel engine invented by Burmese engineers.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Post-Modernism Historical Theories for Burma

Some writers wrote that Nga Ya Man Kan, an ethnic Mon governor of Pegu city from Lower Burma was a Muslim Arab whose name was "Rahman Khan".
(See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burmese_Muslims#Nga_Yaman_Kan)

As soon as hearing above new historical theory, History Professors from Beijing University immediately said that "Kyan Sit Tha", the third historic king of Pagan dynasty (AD 1044-1287) was a Chinese descended from "Kyan" lineage. They prove that "Kyan Gyaung", inspector to the justice Bao, was a relative of Kyan Sit Tha because they possess the same Family name.

King Kyan Sit Tha of Burma
At the same time, North Korean professors declared as follows.
"The founders of Burma are from North Korea"
They porve that "Kam Yazagyi" and "Kam Yazange", two sons of the first founder of Burma's kingdom "Tagaung", were North Koreans. The emphasize that their names are "Kim Yazagyi" and "Kim Yazange" after giving the examples of "Kim Il Song" and "Kim Jong Il".

Kim Yazagyi and Kim Yazange