Myanmese Evolution Theory

(Special Theory of Burma Strange News)

Equation 1. Origin of Mankind is Myanmese (SLORC’s primate theory)
Therefore,
Human evolved from Myanmese (Interpretation of SLORC’s theory)

Equation 2. Human evolved from Ape [apes-like ancestors] (Interpretation of Darwin’s theory)

From Equation 1 & 2,
Myanmese = Ape (New discovery/ Theory 1)

Proving the theory, (evolution of Myanmese)
Apes > Monkeys
Monkeys > Monyese
Monyese > Monmese
Monmese > Myonmese
Myonmese> Myanmese

Equation 3. Myanmese evolved from Ape (Theory 2)
(Again, Equation 2, Human evolved from Ape)

From Equation 2 & 3,
Myanmese = Human (Alternative Theory) --- Equation 4.
Therefore, Myanmese is Human

Again, Equation 2,
Human evolved from Ape

Substituting Equation 4 (Myanmese = Human) in Equation 2,
Myanmese evolved from Ape (Second Evidence, and proof of Theory 2)

(This BS News’ Derived Evolution Theory was discovered by Research Group of Burma Strange News Team)