Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Two Lion Statues go out for dinking

Special Report:

BS News reporter in Rangoon reported that twin-lion statues situated at the Northern Entrance of the Shwedagon Pagoda moved towards the Thwaysaykan Lake with an intention to drink water. A specialist in Burma studies from a US university said that the lions went to the lake to watch their sex organs in water as they did not realize themselves whether they were male or female.

A vetren political analyst in Rangoon said; "It would be quite possible for the statue "Lions" to walk or run. However, it would be impossible for the ruling junta to change their mind".
Our reporter who witnessed the "Lions" in situ reported that both lions are male.

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